"You will see Dylan's ghost by candlelight tonight." % I say "no a lot" % modprobe that doozy % you've made me violently ill % Google gNoogle gUgle % man, I get nervous every time I power up my workstation, haha % Btw, dilyn, are you Dylan Araps? Or is it just a similar nick? i wish i was % like, at least they don't think i'm Boris Johnson's dog % i spent eighteen months working at starbucks; i am the stereotype of my degrees lmao % somewhere drew devault needs to change his pants and he doesn't know why % one sec gotta cut up an onion % "OH WOW I CAN PUT IT IN BOTH WAYS THIS TOTALLY JUSTIFIES LOSING BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY WITH EVERYTHING FROM THE PAST TWENTY-FIVE YEARS11!11!1!1!1!11" % gemini got a new bdfl who Sundar Pichai? % Let's just drop support for input devices % * midfavila1 nods % * midfavila1 flexes on acheam % I will rage and we will go back to the good old days of being the goatpiss organization % doom is fine, as long as it isn't doom emacs WHAT I said what I said. omg I AM SCREAMING AT YOU THROUGH MY IRC CLIENT ON DOOM EMACS ah, the natural rage of an emacs user. Quite fitting indeed. % emacs is for 5head humans he has to justify learning lisp to program his OS-within-an-OS, forgive him what like you've never done what is essentially firing up a Windows VM to run notepad? % kiss becomes k becomes kiss the araps cycle % I don't need sudo to yell at me too :( it's okay dilyn I can yell at you instead thanks dad ya winning, son? % if my biggest contribution to this project is a bunch of fucking meme quotes i swear to god % something something unix philosiphy something something changing your keymap with xorg something something do I need a xorg.conf something something how do i keyboard well idk about you but I change my keyboard layout by flashing firmware files man turns out i was a cuck the whole time huh why didn't I think of that! the starbucks and philosophy thing gave it away i bet you use a filthy macbook too % except the matrix heathens ofc *cough cough* dilyn yeah well they don't matter anyway Hey I was just trying it out(tm) nope opinion discarded % maybe I can convince them i'm dylan and I just misspelled my name and lied about living in greece % if dilyn is kill then we just elect another bdfl they just grow on trees after all can confirm; grew on a willow tree for fifteen years explains everything yeah it's why i cry so much why couldn't we have an oak bdfl smh % KISS doesn't use apt so I don't know why you mention it apt is a word smh konimex should be our next-in-line bdfl switch kiss to apt % that sounds like a you thing no offense everyone so fiesty today i'm always fiesty but getting smacked in the face by a frying pan and not having cream for my tea made me extra fiest sounds like an ubuntu release fiesty fucker that should be my project role kiss linux/fiesty fucker/midfavila you say feisty, I say focker feisty (silence) % if you're a KISS user I either expect you don't have a phone or you're using a rooted android % if you stare into #kisslinux for long enough, #kisslinux will stare back % >iPhone no bad don't make me get the newspaper % i just use an old blackberry although for a while I did have a GNU userland on it using nano on a blackberry is p good is this sacrilege, or cancer? i can't tell yes completely unironically I used a QNX tty on my phone as my primary computing environment for about a month and a half literally fight me, iToddlers I would rather have both of my thumbs sewn up my own ass and be forced to use TTS for a year than use a TTY on my phone % too many devault rants to read, i don't have time for petty things like reading for fun % I'm just so obsessed with this opinionated man nobody except me is allowed to have opinions % * dilyn cries gee guys my notification just went off but I can't see anything weird % NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE OUT OF DATE SOFTWARE! think of muh securideee :D heil CVE % Now you just sound like a 200 level CSE prof 'the answer is, of course, recursion' % vibin' is what i do best on the cloc % he's just mad he isn't poettering rip sad lad % for (i=0; i<1000000000000; i++); do echo "." >> file; git commit file -m "update"; done; git push * dilyn chef's kiss check out this *bespoke distro* commits just say 're' commits are just an ever increasing amount of e's systemreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeEeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE % :) :)))))))) :))))))))))))))))) % I Can't Believe It's Not Chrome! % mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file fuckin make me can't tell me what to do mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file * midfavila smacks both with newspaper % I mean I love cankin' it to wayland as much as the next guy i too enjoy participating in circlejerks in obscure eye are see gahnoo's not yoonix loonix chats that's why I'm here after all % soon (tm) % jfc the fortunes file is literally like 80% me shitposting % there will always be a place for you in the embrace of xorg % i interface with my computer via a bluetooth chip i implanted in my brain % i'm a GOAT fuckin humans man % oh my % totally unrelated but man I'm having *way* too much fun with my bayonet an adult needs to confiscate it from me teenager restraint code activated please stand by while a responsible adult is sent to your location % "Kernel? Kernel who?" % cc flags are so darn complicated so much for unix simplicity the solution? rust. -- Mode #kisslinux [+q acheam!*@*] by kiedtl i'm banning you acheam Bad. :mode -q acheam -- Mode #kisslinux [-q acheam!*@*] by kiedtl * midfavila1 smacks acheam cruelly for their stupidity big move quieting an op % "The one who does not fight, lasts the longest" -Sun Tzu probably % (mocking midfavila) "Look at me ma, I fixed an egg salad sandwich with a century-old bayonet" once I have two bayonets I can do the whole "gee mid why does your mom let you have *two* bayonets?" % i've sucked dick more dismissive than that % * midfavila facedesks % smgl literally has a command to exorcise things % i said the heathen not me you asked me to i'm like, the prophet and you are? the prophet of the heathen? I'm confused the prophet of KISS KISS is not heathen i channel the spirit of dylan using my 2x4 The spirit of dylan does not manifest itself in the bodies of the unsanctified. i'd use a ouija board but that's too complex and besides it's not usable by a single person gotta respect the daemons exactly you must chant "Keep it simple stupid" three times before beginning the trance and only then will dylan manifest Even a heathen prophet is still not eligible for that privilege % we need to make a #kisslinux-whining where its just a place that we can go to rant about software lol then this channel wouldn't get used % rtfm % landley couldn't have written a better grep than *checks notes* BurntSushi, could he?? it would probably go zoom much quick % i take back everything. gnu is bae. % posix shell gang % Any useful tips? install gentoo run while you can it's already too late % exhaustion and low morale are huge problems. controversial statements only in #kisslinux % apply the unix philosophy to your life. do one thing and do it well. *become* the coreutil % normie detected termination initiated % ZOMG w00t!1!! XD 1337 h4x0r5 v37y e11t3 r4wr x3 % but m-muh chemical weapons?!? god this channel is so weird % what did the git tiny patch do? besides making git tiny made it teeny, in addition to tiny % does it even use https lol they can insert 'dilyn eats rocks' into your logs ooohhh neeeoooooooooo "ereps is next" if you're https fan boy, don't CONSULT ME if i found that in a log i would deadass delete my existence % Picasso is an ati driver? picasso is an artist picasso is a pain- FUCK KKKKKKKK godDAMN you, acheam % s/cringe/cringe % money money moneey $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ grubbing intensifies % ** acheam complaining about python ** the pythonista cries out in pain as he witnesses the horrors of C % click clack never get your time back % hippity hoppity your source tree is my property % dilyn: true love is posix shell, not gurlfrend #!/bin/she bad interpreter: /bin/she: no such file or directory she just doesn't understand me % cat /dev/null >> /dev/sdc2 ohh yeah thats the stuff fill my disk with zeroes daddy mmmm % systemd rust gtk4 -- Mode #kisslinux [+q dgre!*@*] by acheam % but but i thought BSDs aren't relevant any more? % if you have extra credit, spin up some tor relays, or a folding at home instace Mine some crypto or something lol acheam wants to use the credit to help society nxghtmvrx wants to mine crypto XD Hell yes. Just make it part of botnet or some nasty stuff % That should be some real hard glasses. Not these modern fragile ones. Thinkpad in the world of sunglasses % before long you'll be screaming about pickles i fucking love pickles dog I'M PICKLE DYLAAAN % max recursion depth reached! % perl is fucking trash why is their build system so wiggidy wiggidy wack because it's basically python for boomers combining shit and shit just gets you a bigger pile of shit you don't need a maths degree to figure that out lmao % perl knows best, betaboi :| :p I'm a valued contributor to this project :| |: \ ._. / lmfao you know you'd miss me if I was gone lol % go to your room acheam no more internet for tonight % welcome to the present, palememe % i have said many things, sometimes it's hard for even me to keep them all straight c: the wise words of a lunatic % mozilla is dying f dilyn: you don't have a right to say f, you chromium scum mozilla is dead, and I killed him *gasp* % new feature: rewrite lisp code in C because it was too slow sh4rm4^bnc: s/feature/torture device/ % carbs actually works? % I watched EmacsCon from mpv Damn it, why not Emacs % ITS A HANDGUN % carry a crossbow around and that's totally a-okay % firefox is basically "javascript implemented in rust" % should just rewrite your init scripts with filesystem-specific checkers smh i'm dead I'm dead and mid has killed me % Everything I Don't Like Is Literally A Cargo Cult! % if my hands aren't flying across my keyboard as I furiously type my diatribes, am I even using a computer? % i'm not shitposting i'm Contributing:tm: % GUIs? we don't need no stinking GUIs! % all kiss linux users have a moral god-given obligation to maintain at least ten thousand packages % this just reminded me to update git, so I was terrified that my patch wasn't gonna apply and I was gonna have to modify it to fit the current upstream, which would be a nightmare cuz I just got high lol I remember sending a mail patch to Dylan while drunk And I sent like 5 mails because I was so fucking high and wrote 4 garbage patches All my mails were "I got it this time I'm so sorry" try finding contributors of this quality anywhere else folks! % <<<<<<< HEAD % gotta encrypt it using the strongest cipher otherwise known as base64 % Nothing quite like the warmth of compiling Webkit on a cold morning % In EmacsOS with systemd-kerneld everything just works too. You may just switch at this point :p Its in development for 20+ light years and tools from it used in different OSes so no one can stop you that's a long distance to be in development So yeah we measure its development in kilometers. Don't ask why Well actually that's because of SpaceMacs I think % oh sweet baby fucking jesus christ % the virgin nxgh vs the chad acheam % tree / | aplay % word of the day: "/usr/etc" % midfavila: what do you mean? .tar iS compression you do know that the .gz and .xz are optional, and only put there by legacy programs, right? % mfw KISSfoundation is the new Mozilla Foundation % CDDL: the copyleft license that bsd people like % A camel is a horse designed by a committee. % This wiki is incomplete, you can help by expanding it! % Hello world hi AndroUser ehlo Hallo hi helo hola. hola % I am an abuser % we shall expand our empire with force! #manifestdestiny kiss shall be known in academia for centuries to come is manifest destiny our distro slogan heck naw gotta be something like... dream distro meme distro what you wish gentoo could've been the slogan can't just be a fucking description 'the meme has gone too far' hold onto your lips? "KISS Linux: 'The meme has gone too far'" ... Slogan of the day? -wayne gretzky -michael scott -dilyn corner % hiii bro i want to join hacking groups help plz if you want to be a 733t hackerz, there is one crucial step: create an altar to Dylan Araps, and light an effigy everything after that comes naturally sorry i don't understand what are you saying GMR (~DELL@2409:4051:7:f478:d93d:c65e:92e9:cd07) has quit (Quit: Leaving) % 733t l00n1x haggerz kissing each other % hyperbola, parabola, webola parabopolis something something parabolas and hyperbolas are different elements of a shape the art of abola or something you're forgetting ebola thats the one with systemd, right? systemd+ebola gnu/linux % isn't /usr/include your pocket reference for C % whenever I login to a new system my first order of business is to `chown -R root:root ~/*` just to show the sysadmin I have nothing to hide % ive always wanted a vibrator for my terminal % `touch` all the things woah woah hey settle down dilyn % merakor: I'll peak at your patch tomorrow and see if I can reproduce the issue. what is /bin/sh ? wow I never would have though I would have to explain this to you. /bin/sh is the path to the posix compliant shell on the system, jeez dilyn *Hopefully* posix compliant but like, the bdfl of a strictly-posix distro having to ask 'what is /bin/sh' is just... wow % big https://github.com/aabacchus/pp starred it. let's abuse seo and make this the most viewed github repo thats a big pp wtf is this % zenomat leaves: Quit: WeeChat 3.1 YESSS YESSS zenomat arrives in #kisslinux Feel my frustration % gnu's not unix network object model environment is alright % mawnk awk iawk sawk pawkerfawkl % \o/ \o/ \o/ \o_ /o\ _o/ (o/ _o/ % aight now that ive sufficiently stumbled into errors in programs, imma go sleep % "instead of having every app be an electron app, I turned my electron app into every app" -- Dilyn Corner on his use of Chromium % i like the sound of your fork did you aplay it? % minimalism is mostly not being smart enough to learn all the commands in a big program % fuck science lmfao % I have no desktop for my computer. Just several spots to crouch. % fun is illegal % Is it illegal to be sexually attracted to a piece of software % zenomat leaves: Quit: Never gonna give you up, except my client just did % repo-bin just got heckin' chonky % how can you NOT have a wallpaper... black screens hurt my soul I don't have a wallpaper just good ol #000000 burn the blasphemer it's just the psychological impact of knowing a pretty picture is there to catch me when chromium randomly crashes keeps me sane, you know? % easiest alsa setup i've ever had (: KISS == Linux on EZ mode % "I can't believe its not shell!" % hmmm % what is this, BSD? things don't make sense here % Quick, someone kill dilyn! *kill their connection % a pacman is a wacka wacka wacka % "Just as I thought. No actual simplicity, just some neckbeards complaining about software evolving in the last 20 years." -- Anonymous testimonial % "Not gonna lie, the attitude of the maintainer kinda makes my skin crawl, but to each their own." -- Anonymous testimonial % "Literally the opposite of KISS. At lest don't use hypocritical excuses for your crusades." -- Anonymous testimonial % "Oh this touches something deep in me." -- Anonymous testimonial % the internet is cancer. I don't blame dylan for leaving uh-oh, are we needing a new bdfl again? only if these 1337 hack3r5 get me % I am not a salesman, just a bringer of bad omens % is it a bad idea to have musl and glibc at the same time? it will result in what people in the industry call "a bad time" I get the feeling you're underselling how bad a time I will have... % deer god I hope that you're kidding s/deer/dear i don't care about the god of bucks % btw dilyn, sometimes your sarcasm takes a lot of my brain power to process. % so what you're really saying is that I'm going to immortalised as an amusing quote? awesome! % a git for femboys is a git made for me %