From: Armaan Bhojwani <me@armaanb.net>
Date: Thu, 4 Mar 2021 01:45:02 +0000 (-0500)
Subject: fortune: bump script version and add fortunes
X-Git-Tag: 2021.07.15-1~169
X-Git-Url: https://git.armaanb.net/?p=asd-repo.git;a=commitdiff_plain;h=64edc57de571b9b721b2e46b40400f7783f3f146

fortune: bump script version and add fortunes
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diff --git a/fortune/checksums b/fortune/checksums
index ee1281f..b5649aa 100644
--- a/fortune/checksums
+++ b/fortune/checksums
@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 8b1676a5cbac84b5f13a053233b5a5ae2ae37546b4a36d21da90aa313a8b2955
 e81a101a90f6ee70b4702e2e863cdbd7b232576c521e830a63d886e9ea2d267c
-0adcd4381669c943254a5d1684ab6ddfbf01de75036a55d2e69743f12443bb0e
+cbbdd0491b90501d9dba36bbe86d66b64e8da87ef7aea1fc0abc859624eb6291
diff --git a/fortune/files/kiss b/fortune/files/kiss
index 9d56ce1..5eddf4d 100644
--- a/fortune/files/kiss
+++ b/fortune/files/kiss
@@ -135,7 +135,8 @@ computing environment for about a month and a half
 <@dilyn> I would rather have both of my thumbs sewn up my own ass and be forced
 to use TTS for a year than use a TTY on my phone
 %
-too many devault rants to read, i don't have time for petty things like reading for fun
+<ominous_anonymou> too many devault rants to read, i don't have time for petty
+things like reading for fun
 %
 <@dilyn> I'm just so obsessed with this opinionated man
 <midfavila> nobody except me is allowed to have opinions
@@ -188,10 +189,19 @@ soon (tm)
 %
 <midfavila> there will always be a place for you in the embrace of xorg
 %
-<@dilyn> i interface with my computer via a bluetooth chip i implanted in my brain
+<@dilyn> i interface with my computer via a bluetooth chip i implanted in my
+brain
 %
 <midfavila> i'm a GOAT
 <midfavila> fuckin humans man
 %
 <@acheam> oh my
 %
+<midfavila> totally unrelated but man
+<midfavila> I'm having *way* too much fun with my bayonet
+<midfavila> an adult needs to confiscate it from me
+<@dilyn> teenager restraint code activated
+<@dilyn> please stand by while a responsible adult is sent to your location
+%
+<midfavila1> "Kernel? Kernel who?"
+%
diff --git a/fortune/version b/fortune/version
index 2eda578..7a1b3f0 100644
--- a/fortune/version
+++ b/fortune/version
@@ -1 +1 @@
-git 5
+git 6