From 3621b08ce7fb65191d5a43379bd79d384a69c4ec Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Armaan Bhojwani <me@armaanb.net>
Date: Sun, 7 Mar 2021 21:32:57 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] fortune: add fortunes

---
 fortune/checksums  |  2 +-
 fortune/files/kiss | 34 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 fortune/version    |  2 +-
 3 files changed, 36 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/fortune/checksums b/fortune/checksums
index 7e922d4..03886c1 100644
--- a/fortune/checksums
+++ b/fortune/checksums
@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 67fca03590bf4fd2c0da79d2e1ebbecf1806d4e47bd15f32e7ed58778f4a787c
 e81a101a90f6ee70b4702e2e863cdbd7b232576c521e830a63d886e9ea2d267c
-7bb85f39546947cd5198b8603f86c9c3c1c3e20690e41406f5d78f6a2c49f27a
+752fcde5e9e4e32b2ea91a7811ef3134a491760937c9c5ffb161fdfa6c979401
diff --git a/fortune/files/kiss b/fortune/files/kiss
index e655dec..4fb0546 100644
--- a/fortune/files/kiss
+++ b/fortune/files/kiss
@@ -253,3 +253,37 @@ the trance
 <midfavila> and only then will dylan manifest
 <@kiedtl> Even a heathen prophet is still not eligible for that privilege
 %
+<@acheam> we need to make a #kisslinux-whining where its just a place that we
+can go to rant about software lol
+<midfavila> then this channel wouldn't get used
+%
+rtfm
+%
+<@dilyn> landley couldn't have written a better grep than *checks notes*
+BurntSushi, could he??
+<@dilyn> it would probably go zoom much quick
+%
+<@dilyn> i take back everything. gnu is bae.
+%
+<@acheam> posix shell gang
+%
+<nxghtmvrx> Any useful tips?
+<midfavila> install gentoo
+<@acheam> run while you can
+<midfavila> it's already too late
+%
+<midfavila> exhaustion and low morale are huge problems. controversial
+statements only in #kisslinux
+%
+<midfavila> apply the unix philosophy to your life. do one thing and do it well.
+<midfavila> *become* the coreutil
+%
+<midfavila> normie detected
+<midfavila> termination initiated
+%
+<midfavila> ZOMG w00t!1!! XD
+<@dilyn> 1337
+<necromansy> h4x0r5
+<midfavila> v37y e11t3
+<necromansy> r4wr x3
+%
diff --git a/fortune/version b/fortune/version
index 155573e..1ab0815 100644
--- a/fortune/version
+++ b/fortune/version
@@ -1 +1 @@
-git 8
+git 9
-- 
2.39.2