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<kiedtl> "You will see Dylan's ghost by candlelight tonight."
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<dylanaraps> I say "no a lot"
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<necromancy> modprobe that doozy
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<dilyn> you've made me violently ill
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<dilyn> Google gNoogle gUgle
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<midfavila> man, I get nervous every time I power up my workstation, haha
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<jaafard> Btw, dilyn, are you Dylan Araps? Or is it just a similar nick?
<dilyn> i wish i was
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<dilyn> like, at least they don't think i'm Boris Johnson's dog
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<dilyn> i spent eighteen months working at starbucks; i am the stereotype of my
degrees lmao
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<ominous_anonymou> somewhere drew devault needs to change his pants and he
doesn't know why
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<midfavila1> one sec gotta cut up an onion
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<midfavila> "OH WOW I CAN PUT IT IN BOTH WAYS THIS TOTALLY JUSTIFIES LOSING
BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY WITH EVERYTHING FROM THE PAST TWENTY-FIVE
YEARS11!11!1!1!1!11"
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<@dilyn> gemini got a new bdfl
<ctb0> who Sundar Pichai?
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<@dilyn> Let's just drop support for input devices
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 * midfavila1 nods
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 * midfavila1 flexes on acheam
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<@dilyn> I will rage
<@dilyn> and we will go back to the good old days of being the goatpiss
organization
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<acheam> doom is fine, as long as it isn't doom emacs
<merakor> WHAT
<acheam> I said what I said.
<phoebos[m]1> omg
<merakor> I AM SCREAMING AT YOU THROUGH MY IRC CLIENT ON DOOM EMACS
<acheam> ah, the natural rage of an emacs user. Quite fitting indeed.
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<dilyn> emacs is for 5head humans
<dilyn> he has to justify learning lisp to program his OS-within-an-OS, forgive
him
<dilyn> what like you've never done what is essentially firing up a Windows VM
to run notepad?
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<midfavila> kiss becomes k becomes kiss
<midfavila> the araps cycle
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<@dilyn> I don't need sudo to yell at me too :(
<midfavila> it's okay dilyn I can yell at you instead
<@dilyn> thanks dad
<midfavila> ya winning, son?
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<@dilyn> if my biggest contribution to this project is a bunch of fucking meme
quotes i swear to god
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<@acheam> something something unix philosiphy
<@dilyn> something something changing your keymap with xorg
<@dilyn> something something do I need a xorg.conf
<@dilyn> something something how do i keyboard
<midfavila> well idk about you but I change my keyboard layout by flashing
firmware files
<@dilyn> man turns out i was a cuck the whole time huh
<@dilyn> why didn't I think of that!
<midfavila> the starbucks and philosophy thing gave it away
<midfavila> i bet you use a filthy macbook too
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<@kiedtl> except the matrix heathens ofc
<@acheam> *cough cough* dilyn
<midfavila> yeah well they don't matter anyway
<@dilyn> Hey I was just trying it out(tm)
<midfavila> nope
<midfavila> opinion discarded
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<@dilyn> maybe I can convince them i'm dylan and I just misspelled my name and
lied about living in greece
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<midfavila> if dilyn is kill then we just elect another bdfl
<midfavila> they just grow on trees after all
<@dilyn> can confirm; grew on a willow tree for fifteen years
<midfavila> explains everything
<@dilyn> yeah it's why i cry so much
<midfavila> why couldn't we have an oak bdfl
<midfavila> smh
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<konimex> KISS doesn't use apt so I don't know why you mention it
<midfavila> apt is a word
<midfavila> smh
<midfavila> konimex should be our next-in-line bdfl
<midfavila> switch kiss to apt
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<midfavila> that sounds like a you thing no offense
<@dilyn> lol
<@dilyn> everyone so fiesty today
<midfavila> i'm always fiesty
<midfavila> but getting smacked in the face by a frying pan and not having cream
for my tea made me extra fiest
<sh4rm4^bnc> sounds like an ubuntu release
<sh4rm4^bnc> fiesty fucker
<midfavila> that should be my project role
<midfavila> kiss linux/fiesty fucker/midfavila
<@dilyn> you say feisty, I say focker
<@acheam> feisty
(silence)
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<midfavila> if you're a KISS user I either expect you don't have a phone
<midfavila> or you're using a rooted android
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<midfavila> if you stare into #kisslinux for long enough, #kisslinux will stare
back
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<midfavila> >iPhone
<midfavila> no
<midfavila> bad
<midfavila> don't make me get the newspaper
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<midfavila> i just use an old blackberry
<midfavila> although for a while I did have a GNU userland on it
<midfavila> using nano on a blackberry is p good
<@dilyn> is this sacrilege, or cancer? i can't tell
<midfavila> yes
<midfavila> completely unironically I used a QNX tty on my phone as my primary
computing environment for about a month and a half
<midfavila> literally fight me, iToddlers
<@dilyn> I would rather have both of my thumbs sewn up my own ass and be forced
to use TTS for a year than use a TTY on my phone
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<ominous_anonymou> too many devault rants to read, i don't have time for petty
things like reading for fun
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<@dilyn> I'm just so obsessed with this opinionated man
<midfavila> nobody except me is allowed to have opinions
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 * dilyn cries
<midfavila> gee guys my notification just went off but I can't see anything
<midfavila> weird
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<midfavila> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE OUT OF DATE SOFTWARE!
<midfavila> think of muh securideee :D
<midfavila> heil CVE
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<DilynCorner[m]> Now you just sound like a 200 level CSE prof
<DilynCorner[m]> 'the answer is, of course, recursion'
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<@dilyn> vibin' is what i do best on the cloc
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<@dilyn> he's just mad he isn't poettering
<@dilyn> rip sad lad
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<acheam> for (i=0; i<1000000000000; i++); do
echo "." >> file; git commit file -m "update"; done; git push
 * dilyn chef's kiss
<@dilyn> check out this *bespoke distro*
<@dilyn> commits just say 're'
<necromansy> commits are just an ever increasing amount of e's
<@dilyn> systemreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeEeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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<@dilyn> :)
<midfavila> :))))))))
<@acheam> :)))))))))))))))))
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<midfavila> I Can't Believe It's Not Chrome!
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<@acheam> mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file
<midfavila> fuckin make me
<midfavila> can't tell me what to do
<@acheam> mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file
<@dilyn> mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file
 * midfavila smacks both with newspaper
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<@dilyn> I mean I love cankin' it to wayland as much as the next guy
<midfavila> i too enjoy participating in circlejerks in obscure eye are see
gahnoo's not yoonix loonix chats
<midfavila> that's why I'm here after all
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soon (tm)
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<midfavila> jfc the fortunes file is literally like 80% me shitposting
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<midfavila> there will always be a place for you in the embrace of xorg
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<@dilyn> i interface with my computer via a bluetooth chip i implanted in my
brain
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<midfavila> i'm a GOAT
<midfavila> fuckin humans man
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<@acheam> oh my
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<midfavila> totally unrelated but man
<midfavila> I'm having *way* too much fun with my bayonet
<midfavila> an adult needs to confiscate it from me
<@dilyn> teenager restraint code activated
<@dilyn> please stand by while a responsible adult is sent to your location
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<midfavila1> "Kernel? Kernel who?"
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<@kiedtl> cc flags are so darn complicated
<@kiedtl> so much for unix simplicity
<@acheam> the solution?
<@acheam> rust.
-- Mode #kisslinux [+q acheam!*@*] by kiedtl
<midfavila1> i'm banning you acheam
<@kiedtl> Bad.
<@acheam> :mode -q acheam
-- Mode #kisslinux [-q acheam!*@*] by kiedtl
 * midfavila1 smacks acheam cruelly for their stupidity
21:24 <@acheam> big move quieting an op
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<midfavila1> "The one who does not fight, lasts the longest"
<midfavila1> -Sun Tzu probably
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(mocking midfavila) <@kiedtl> "Look at me ma, I fixed an egg salad sandwich with
a century-old bayonet"
<midfavila1> once I have two bayonets I can do the whole "gee mid why does your
mom let you have *two* bayonets?"
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<@dilyn> i've sucked dick more dismissive than that
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 * midfavila facedesks
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<midfavila> smgl literally has a command to exorcise things
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<midfavila> i said the heathen
<midfavila> not me
<@kiedtl> you asked me to
<midfavila> i'm like, the prophet
<@kiedtl> and you are?
<@kiedtl> the prophet of the heathen?
<@kiedtl> I'm confused
<midfavila> the prophet of KISS
<@kiedtl> KISS is not heathen
<midfavila> i channel the spirit of dylan
<midfavila> using my 2x4
<@kiedtl> The spirit of dylan does not manifest itself in the bodies of the
unsanctified.
<midfavila> i'd use a ouija board but that's too complex
<midfavila> and besides it's not usable by a single person
<necromansy> gotta respect the daemons
<midfavila> exactly
<midfavila> you must chant "Keep it simple stupid" three times before beginning
the trance
<midfavila> and only then will dylan manifest
<@kiedtl> Even a heathen prophet is still not eligible for that privilege
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