fortune: add fortunes

[asd-repo.git] / fortune / files / kiss

diff --git a/fortune/files/kiss b/fortune/files/kiss
index 601daa881712e0204af60d4392b3968bc7116cc8..030b76b7e7b94c5b744d35b48606bc69901758b0 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/files/kiss
+++ b/fortune/files/kiss
@@ -215,7 +215,7 @@ brain
 <@acheam> :mode -q acheam
 -- Mode #kisslinux [-q acheam!*@*] by kiedtl
  * midfavila1 smacks acheam cruelly for their stupidity
-21:24 <@acheam> big move quieting an op
+<@acheam> big move quieting an op
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 <midfavila1> "The one who does not fight, lasts the longest"
 <midfavila1> -Sun Tzu probably
@@ -290,6 +290,7 @@ statements only in #kisslinux
 <travankor> but m-muh chemical weapons?!?  
 <@dilyn> god this channel is so weird
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+<@acheam> what did the git tiny patch do?
 <@acheam> besides making git tiny
 <midfavila> made it teeny, in addition to tiny
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@@ -336,6 +337,7 @@ neeeoooooooooo
 <@dilyn> fill my disk with zeroes daddy mmmm
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 <dgre> systemd rust gtk4
+-- Mode #kisslinux [+q dgre!*@*] by acheam
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 <ominous_anonymou> but but i thought BSDs aren't relevant any more?
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@@ -393,3 +395,41 @@ all straight c:
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 <hellboy2d> carbs actually works?
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+<merakor> I watched EmacsCon from mpv
+<merakor> Damn it, why not Emacs
+%
+<necromansy> ITS A HANDGUN
+%
+<midfavila> carry a crossbow around
+<midfavila> and that's totally a-okay
+%
+<merakor> firefox is basically "javascript implemented in rust"
+%
+<midfavila> should just rewrite your init scripts with filesystem-specific
+checkers
+<midfavila> smh
+<@dilyn> i'm dead
+<@dilyn> I'm dead and mid has killed me
+%
+<midfavila> Everything I Don't Like Is Literally A Cargo Cult!
+%
+<@dilyn> if my hands aren't flying across my keyboard as I furiously type my
+diatribes, am I even using a computer?
+%
+<midfavila> i'm not shitposting
+<midfavila> i'm Contributing:tm:
+%
+<@acheam> GUIs? we don't need no stinking GUIs!
+%
+<midfavila> all kiss linux users have a moral god-given obligation to maintain
+at least ten thousand packages
+%
+<E5ten> this just reminded me to update git, so I was terrified that my patch
+wasn't gonna apply and I was gonna have to modify it to fit the current
+upstream, which would be a nightmare cuz I just got high lol
+<merakor> I remember sending a mail patch to Dylan while drunk
+<merakor> And I sent like 5 mails because I was so fucking high and wrote 4
+garbage patches
+<merakor> All my mails were "I got it this time I'm so sorry"
+<@acheam> try finding contributors of this quality anywhere else folks!
+%