fortune: add fortunes

[asd-repo.git] / fortune / files / kiss

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@@ -433,3 +433,47 @@ garbage patches
 <merakor> All my mails were "I got it this time I'm so sorry"
 <@acheam> try finding contributors of this quality anywhere else folks!
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+<midfavila> gotta encrypt it using the strongest cipher
+<midfavila> otherwise known as base64
+%
+<merakor> Nothing quite like the warmth of compiling Webkit on a cold morning
+%
+<nxghtmvrx> In EmacsOS with systemd-kerneld everything just works too. You may
+just switch at this point :p
+<nxghtmvrx> Its in development for 20+ light years and tools from it used in
+different OSes so no one can stop you
+<@dilyn> that's a long distance to be in development
+<nxghtmvrx> So yeah we measure its development in kilometers. Don't ask why
+<nxghtmvrx> Well actually that's because of SpaceMacs I think
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+<@dilyn> oh sweet baby fucking jesus christ
+%
+<midfavila> the virgin nxgh vs the chad acheam
+%
+<@acheam> tree / | aplay
+%
+word of the day: "/usr/etc"
+%
+<@acheam> midfavila: what do you mean? .tar iS compression
+<@acheam> you do know that the .gz and .xz are optional, and only put there by
+legacy programs, right?
+%
+<@dilyn> mfw KISSfoundation is the new Mozilla Foundation
+%
+<travankor> CDDL: the copyleft license that bsd people like
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+A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
+%
+This wiki is incomplete, you can help by expanding it!
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+<AndroUser> Hello world
+<@acheam> hi AndroUser
+<kiedtl> ehlo
+<@dilynm> Hallo
+<testuser_[m]> hi
+<M4R10zM0113R> helo
+<claudia02> hola.
+<eudaldgr> hola
+%
+<@dilynm> I am an abuser
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