fortune: bump version, add more fortunes

diff --git a/fortune/checksums b/fortune/checksums
index a85da8b9a0be9f25b1396ac3af69a4b68cf98a2a..a8487ad2dc3fbc65006f814464ad30c55945470d 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/checksums
+++ b/fortune/checksums
@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
-3116eb67a1488350673d7fc7e2f64062eea794dd401499569c265286283b0736
+eae3cf8b04737814dbd94f475c0e8010b192d515e09f95642e3c07bcea166e26
 e81a101a90f6ee70b4702e2e863cdbd7b232576c521e830a63d886e9ea2d267c
-5048b117030bb40357938d94d146a1eaa8b494bf2c6997b41a3a60ad32de99a9
+a277e36daefcd509af9d44cbea4b674da0f8bd7d281cd60b67c6a563cbbce83c

diff --git a/fortune/files/kiss b/fortune/files/kiss
index 02762dbe8314ad7983c27c602e550a417d149ce7..aaad24df3d732768511ac8aa86e084271c789248 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/files/kiss
+++ b/fortune/files/kiss
@@ -15,7 +15,41 @@
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 <dilyn> like, at least they don't think i'm Boris Johnson's dog
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-<dilyn> i spent eighteen months working at starbucks; i am the stereotype of my degrees lmao
+<dilyn> i spent eighteen months working at starbucks; i am the stereotype of my
+degrees lmao
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-<ominous_anonymou> somewhere drew devault needs to change his pants and he doesn't know why
+<ominous_anonymou> somewhere drew devault needs to change his pants and he
+doesn't know why
+%
+<midfavila1> one sec gotta cut up an onion
+%
+<midfavila> "OH WOW I CAN PUT IT IN BOTH WAYS THIS TOTALLY JUSTIFIES LOSING
+BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY WITH EVERYTHING FROM THE PAST TWENTY-FIVE
+YEARS11!11!1!1!1!11"
+%
+<@dilyn> gemini got a new bdfl
+<ctb0> who Sundar Pichai?
+%
+<@dilyn> Let's just drop support for input devices
+%
+ * midfavila1 nods
+%
+ * midfavila1 flexes on acheam
+%
+<@dilyn> I will rage
+<@dilyn> and we will go back to the good old days of being the goatpiss
+organization
+%
+<acheam> doom is fine, as long as it isn't doom emacs
+<merakor> acheam: WHAT
+<acheam> merakor: I said what I said.
+<phoebos[m]1> acheam: omg
+<merakor> acheam: I AM SCREAMING AT YOU THROUGH MY IRC CLIENT ON DOOM EMACS
+<acheam> merakor: ah, the natural rage of an emacs user. Quite fitting indeed.
+%
+<dilyn> emacs is for 5head humans
+<dilyn> he has to justify learning lisp to program his OS-within-an-OS, forgive
+him
+<dilyn> what like you've never done what is essentially firing up a Windows VM
+to run notepad?
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diff --git a/fortune/version b/fortune/version
index a383ea1a01de3491869bf41c5737ff747d4ede4c..820261150ea9f327460f3117afd9689adc9ef31f 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/version
+++ b/fortune/version
@@ -1 +1 @@
-git 1
+git 2