fortune: add fortunes and update program

diff --git a/fortune/checksums b/fortune/checksums
index c9c29c94ebaa1a05f2804bcbd836e5ff5b7d7aba..ee1281f0f84ff7def97dffed4f0fac238f472448 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/checksums
+++ b/fortune/checksums
@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
-8b43b351c590872b095780eb2391161bd3e663b74ac3328d40eeaf23f1a34f7e
+8b1676a5cbac84b5f13a053233b5a5ae2ae37546b4a36d21da90aa313a8b2955
 e81a101a90f6ee70b4702e2e863cdbd7b232576c521e830a63d886e9ea2d267c
-4fcea02cf6cf974d2b81ac68fa08b969b12cba2c38e67f0b34124dfac5f45551
+0adcd4381669c943254a5d1684ab6ddfbf01de75036a55d2e69743f12443bb0e

diff --git a/fortune/files/kiss b/fortune/files/kiss
index cdf444454f9a7b1c3a96a6dd532fc2e81807a707..9d56ce1516f91a3e1ce2a8f2f52e5a8c12f1da23 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/files/kiss
+++ b/fortune/files/kiss
@@ -177,3 +177,21 @@ echo "." >> file; git commit file -m "update"; done; git push
 <@dilyn> mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file
  * midfavila smacks both with newspaper
 %
+<@dilyn> I mean I love cankin' it to wayland as much as the next guy
+<midfavila> i too enjoy participating in circlejerks in obscure eye are see
+gahnoo's not yoonix loonix chats
+<midfavila> that's why I'm here after all
+%
+soon (tm)
+%
+<midfavila> jfc the fortunes file is literally like 80% me shitposting
+%
+<midfavila> there will always be a place for you in the embrace of xorg
+%
+<@dilyn> i interface with my computer via a bluetooth chip i implanted in my brain
+%
+<midfavila> i'm a GOAT
+<midfavila> fuckin humans man
+%
+<@acheam> oh my
+%

diff --git a/fortune/version b/fortune/version
index 816d33f76cad76ee06028a60bc0318cc0dad1893..2eda578efdb4513dab70323fb28449f98f705515 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/version
+++ b/fortune/version
@@ -1 +1 @@
-git 4
+git 5