fortune: add fortunes

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 <@dilynm> I am an abuser
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+<@acheam> we shall expand our empire with force!
+<@dilyn> #manifestdestiny
+<@acheam> kiss shall be known in academia for centuries to come
+<midfavila> is manifest destiny our distro slogan
+<@dilyn> heck naw
+<@dilyn> gotta be something like...
+<@dilyn> dream distro meme distro
+<@dilyn> what you wish gentoo could've been
+<midfavila> the slogan can't just be a fucking description
+<@dilyn> 'the meme has gone too far'
+<@dilyn> hold onto your lips?
+<midfavila> "KISS Linux: 'The meme has gone too far'"
+<midfavila> ...
+<midfavila> Slogan of the day?
+<@dilyn> -wayne gretzky -michael scott -dilyn corner
+%
+<GMR> hiii bro
+<GMR> i want to join hacking groups 
+<GMR> help plz
+<@acheam> if you want to be a 733t hackerz, there is one crucial step:
+<@acheam> create an altar to Dylan Araps, and light an effigy
+<@acheam> everything after that comes naturally
+<GMR> sorry i don't understand what are you saying
+GMR (~DELL@2409:4051:7:f478:d93d:c65e:92e9:cd07) has quit (Quit: Leaving)
+%
+<kiedtl> 733t l00n1x haggerz kissing each other
+%
+<@dilyn> hyperbola, parabola, webola
+<@dilyn> parabopolis
+<midfavila> something something parabolas and hyperbolas are different elements
+of a shape
+<@dilyn> the art of abola
+<midfavila> or something
+<midfavila> you're forgetting ebola
+<@acheam> thats the one with systemd, right?
+<midfavila> systemd+ebola gnu/linux
+%
+<@dilyn> isn't /usr/include your pocket reference for
+%
+<@dilyn> whenever I login to a new system my first order of business is to
+`chown -R root:root ~/*`
+<@dilyn> just to show the sysadmin I have nothing to hide
+%
+<noocsharp> ive always wanted a vibrator for my terminal
+%
+<dilyn> `touch` all the things
+<necromansy> woah woah hey settle down dilyn
+%

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