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-<kiedtl> "You will see Dylan's ghost by candlelight tonight."
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-<dylanaraps> I say "no a lot"
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-<necromancy> modprobe that doozy
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-<dilyn> you've made me violently ill
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-<dilyn> Google gNoogle gUgle
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-<midfavila> man, I get nervous every time I power up my workstation, haha
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-<jaafard> Btw, dilyn, are you Dylan Araps? Or is it just a similar nick?
-<dilyn> i wish i was
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-<dilyn> like, at least they don't think i'm Boris Johnson's dog
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-<dilyn> i spent eighteen months working at starbucks; i am the stereotype of my
-degrees lmao
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-<ominous_anonymou> somewhere drew devault needs to change his pants and he
-doesn't know why
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-<midfavila1> one sec gotta cut up an onion
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-<midfavila> "OH WOW I CAN PUT IT IN BOTH WAYS THIS TOTALLY JUSTIFIES LOSING
-BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY WITH EVERYTHING FROM THE PAST TWENTY-FIVE
-YEARS11!11!1!1!1!11"
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-<@dilyn> gemini got a new bdfl
-<ctb0> who Sundar Pichai?
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-<@dilyn> Let's just drop support for input devices
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- * midfavila1 nods
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- * midfavila1 flexes on acheam
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-<@dilyn> I will rage
-<@dilyn> and we will go back to the good old days of being the goatpiss
-organization
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-<acheam> doom is fine, as long as it isn't doom emacs
-<merakor> WHAT
-<acheam> I said what I said.
-<phoebos[m]1> omg
-<merakor> I AM SCREAMING AT YOU THROUGH MY IRC CLIENT ON DOOM EMACS
-<acheam> ah, the natural rage of an emacs user. Quite fitting indeed.
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-<dilyn> emacs is for 5head humans
-<dilyn> he has to justify learning lisp to program his OS-within-an-OS, forgive
-him
-<dilyn> what like you've never done what is essentially firing up a Windows VM
-to run notepad?
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-<midfavila> kiss becomes k becomes kiss
-<midfavila> the araps cycle
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-<@dilyn> I don't need sudo to yell at me too :(
-<midfavila> it's okay dilyn I can yell at you instead
-<@dilyn> thanks dad
-<midfavila> ya winning, son?
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-<@dilyn> if my biggest contribution to this project is a bunch of fucking meme
-quotes i swear to god
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-<@acheam> something something unix philosiphy
-<@dilyn> something something changing your keymap with xorg
-<@dilyn> something something do I need a xorg.conf
-<@dilyn> something something how do i keyboard
-<midfavila> well idk about you but I change my keyboard layout by flashing
-firmware files
-<@dilyn> man turns out i was a cuck the whole time huh
-<@dilyn> why didn't I think of that!
-<midfavila> the starbucks and philosophy thing gave it away
-<midfavila> i bet you use a filthy macbook too
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-<@kiedtl> except the matrix heathens ofc
-<@acheam> *cough cough* dilyn
-<midfavila> yeah well they don't matter anyway
-<@dilyn> Hey I was just trying it out(tm)
-<midfavila> nope
-<midfavila> opinion discarded
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-<@dilyn> maybe I can convince them i'm dylan and I just misspelled my name and
-lied about living in greece
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-<midfavila> if dilyn is kill then we just elect another bdfl
-<midfavila> they just grow on trees after all
-<@dilyn> can confirm; grew on a willow tree for fifteen years
-<midfavila> explains everything
-<@dilyn> yeah it's why i cry so much
-<midfavila> why couldn't we have an oak bdfl
-<midfavila> smh
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-<konimex> KISS doesn't use apt so I don't know why you mention it
-<midfavila> apt is a word
-<midfavila> smh
-<midfavila> konimex should be our next-in-line bdfl
-<midfavila> switch kiss to apt
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-<midfavila> that sounds like a you thing no offense
-<@dilyn> lol
-<@dilyn> everyone so fiesty today
-<midfavila> i'm always fiesty
-<midfavila> but getting smacked in the face by a frying pan and not having cream
-for my tea made me extra fiest
-<sh4rm4^bnc> sounds like an ubuntu release
-<sh4rm4^bnc> fiesty fucker
-<midfavila> that should be my project role
-<midfavila> kiss linux/fiesty fucker/midfavila
-<@dilyn> you say feisty, I say focker
-<@acheam> feisty
-(silence)
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-<midfavila> if you're a KISS user I either expect you don't have a phone
-<midfavila> or you're using a rooted android
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-<midfavila> if you stare into #kisslinux for long enough, #kisslinux will stare
-back
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-<midfavila> >iPhone
-<midfavila> no
-<midfavila> bad
-<midfavila> don't make me get the newspaper
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-<midfavila> i just use an old blackberry
-<midfavila> although for a while I did have a GNU userland on it
-<midfavila> using nano on a blackberry is p good
-<@dilyn> is this sacrilege, or cancer? i can't tell
-<midfavila> yes
-<midfavila> completely unironically I used a QNX tty on my phone as my primary
-computing environment for about a month and a half
-<midfavila> literally fight me, iToddlers
-<@dilyn> I would rather have both of my thumbs sewn up my own ass and be forced
-to use TTS for a year than use a TTY on my phone
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-<ominous_anonymou> too many devault rants to read, i don't have time for petty
-things like reading for fun
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-<@dilyn> I'm just so obsessed with this opinionated man
-<midfavila> nobody except me is allowed to have opinions
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- * dilyn cries
-<midfavila> gee guys my notification just went off but I can't see anything
-<midfavila> weird
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-<midfavila> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE OUT OF DATE SOFTWARE!
-<midfavila> think of muh securideee :D
-<midfavila> heil CVE
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-<DilynCorner[m]> Now you just sound like a 200 level CSE prof
-<DilynCorner[m]> 'the answer is, of course, recursion'
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-<@dilyn> vibin' is what i do best on the cloc
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-<@dilyn> he's just mad he isn't poettering
-<@dilyn> rip sad lad
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-<acheam> for (i=0; i<1000000000000; i++); do
-echo "." >> file; git commit file -m "update"; done; git push
- * dilyn chef's kiss
-<@dilyn> check out this *bespoke distro*
-<@dilyn> commits just say 're'
-<necromansy> commits are just an ever increasing amount of e's
-<@dilyn> systemreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeEeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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-<@dilyn> :)
-<midfavila> :))))))))
-<@acheam> :)))))))))))))))))
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-<midfavila> I Can't Believe It's Not Chrome!
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-<@acheam> mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file
-<midfavila> fuckin make me
-<midfavila> can't tell me what to do
-<@acheam> mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file
-<@dilyn> mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file
- * midfavila smacks both with newspaper
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-<@dilyn> I mean I love cankin' it to wayland as much as the next guy
-<midfavila> i too enjoy participating in circlejerks in obscure eye are see
-gahnoo's not yoonix loonix chats
-<midfavila> that's why I'm here after all
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-soon (tm)
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-<midfavila> jfc the fortunes file is literally like 80% me shitposting
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-<midfavila> there will always be a place for you in the embrace of xorg
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-<@dilyn> i interface with my computer via a bluetooth chip i implanted in my
-brain
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-<midfavila> i'm a GOAT
-<midfavila> fuckin humans man
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-<@acheam> oh my
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-<midfavila> totally unrelated but man
-<midfavila> I'm having *way* too much fun with my bayonet
-<midfavila> an adult needs to confiscate it from me
-<@dilyn> teenager restraint code activated
-<@dilyn> please stand by while a responsible adult is sent to your location
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-<midfavila1> "Kernel? Kernel who?"
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-<@kiedtl> cc flags are so darn complicated
-<@kiedtl> so much for unix simplicity
-<@acheam> the solution?
-<@acheam> rust.
--- Mode #kisslinux [+q acheam!*@*] by kiedtl
-<midfavila1> i'm banning you acheam
-<@kiedtl> Bad.
-<@acheam> :mode -q acheam
--- Mode #kisslinux [-q acheam!*@*] by kiedtl
- * midfavila1 smacks acheam cruelly for their stupidity
-<@acheam> big move quieting an op
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-<midfavila1> "The one who does not fight, lasts the longest"
-<midfavila1> -Sun Tzu probably
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-(mocking midfavila) <@kiedtl> "Look at me ma, I fixed an egg salad sandwich with
-a century-old bayonet"
-<midfavila1> once I have two bayonets I can do the whole "gee mid why does your
-mom let you have *two* bayonets?"
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-<@dilyn> i've sucked dick more dismissive than that
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- * midfavila facedesks
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-<midfavila> smgl literally has a command to exorcise things
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-<midfavila> i said the heathen
-<midfavila> not me
-<@kiedtl> you asked me to
-<midfavila> i'm like, the prophet
-<@kiedtl> and you are?
-<@kiedtl> the prophet of the heathen?
-<@kiedtl> I'm confused
-<midfavila> the prophet of KISS
-<@kiedtl> KISS is not heathen
-<midfavila> i channel the spirit of dylan
-<midfavila> using my 2x4
-<@kiedtl> The spirit of dylan does not manifest itself in the bodies of the
-unsanctified.
-<midfavila> i'd use a ouija board but that's too complex
-<midfavila> and besides it's not usable by a single person
-<necromansy> gotta respect the daemons
-<midfavila> exactly
-<midfavila> you must chant "Keep it simple stupid" three times before beginning
-the trance
-<midfavila> and only then will dylan manifest
-<@kiedtl> Even a heathen prophet is still not eligible for that privilege
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-<@acheam> we need to make a #kisslinux-whining where its just a place that we
-can go to rant about software lol
-<midfavila> then this channel wouldn't get used
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-rtfm
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-<@dilyn> landley couldn't have written a better grep than *checks notes*
-BurntSushi, could he??
-<@dilyn> it would probably go zoom much quick
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-<@dilyn> i take back everything. gnu is bae.
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-<@acheam> posix shell gang
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-<nxghtmvrx> Any useful tips?
-<midfavila> install gentoo
-<@acheam> run while you can
-<midfavila> it's already too late
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-<midfavila> exhaustion and low morale are huge problems. controversial
-statements only in #kisslinux
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-<midfavila> apply the unix philosophy to your life. do one thing and do it well.
-<midfavila> *become* the coreutil
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-<midfavila> normie detected
-<midfavila> termination initiated
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-<midfavila> ZOMG w00t!1!! XD
-<@dilyn> 1337
-<necromansy> h4x0r5
-<midfavila> v37y e11t3
-<necromansy> r4wr x3
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-<travankor> but m-muh chemical weapons?!?
-<@dilyn> god this channel is so weird
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-<@acheam> what did the git tiny patch do?
-<@acheam> besides making git tiny
-<midfavila> made it teeny, in addition to tiny
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-<@dilyn> does it even use https
-<@dilyn> lol they can insert 'dilyn eats rocks' into your logs ooohhh
-neeeoooooooooo
-<midfavila> "ereps is next"
-<@dilyn> if you're https fan boy, don't CONSULT ME
-<@dilyn> if i found that in a log i would deadass delete my existence
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-<hellboy2d> Picasso is an ati driver?
-<@acheam> picasso is an artist
-<midfavila> picasso is a pain-
-<midfavila> FUCK
-<hellboy2d> KKKKKKKK
-<midfavila> godDAMN you, acheam
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-<midfavila> you need mesa on top of the graphics driver
-<midfavila> well
-<midfavila> you don't *need* mesa
-<midfavila> but you need mesa
-<testuser_[m]> :shock:
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-<midfavila> s/cringe/cringe
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-<necromansy> money money moneey
-<@dilyn> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
-<@dilyn> grubbing intensifies
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-** acheam complaining about python **
-<midfavila> the pythonista cries out in pain as he witnesses the horrors of C
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-<@dilyn> click clack never get your time back
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-<@dilyn> hippity hoppity your source tree is my property
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-<@acheam> dilyn: true love is posix shell, not gurlfrend
-<@dilyn> #!/bin/she
-<@acheam> bad interpreter: /bin/she: no such file or directory
-<@dilyn> she just doesn't understand me
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-<@dilyn> cat /dev/null >> /dev/sdc2
-<@acheam> ohh yeah thats the stuff
-<@dilyn> fill my disk with zeroes daddy mmmm
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-<dgre> systemd rust gtk4
--- Mode #kisslinux [+q dgre!*@*] by acheam
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-<ominous_anonymou> but but i thought BSDs aren't relevant any more?
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-<@acheam> if you have extra credit, spin up some tor relays, or a folding at
-home instace
-<nxghtmvrx> Mine some crypto or something lol
-<testingkirc> acheam wants to use the credit to help society nxghtmvrx wants to
-mine crypto XD
-<nxghtmvrx> Hell yes. Just make it part of botnet or some nasty stuff
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-<nxghtmvrx> That should be some real hard glasses. Not these modern fragile
-ones. Thinkpad in the world of sunglasses
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-<midfavila> before long you'll be screaming about pickles
-<@dilyn> i fucking love pickles dog
-<midfavila> I'M PICKLE DYLAAAN
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-<omanom> max recursion depth reached!
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-<@dilyn> perl is fucking trash
-<@dilyn> why is their build system so wiggidy wiggidy wack
-<midfavila> because it's basically python for boomers
-<midfavila> combining shit and shit just gets you a bigger pile of shit
-<midfavila> you don't need a maths degree to figure that out lmao
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-<midfavila> perl knows best, betaboi
-<@dilyn> :|
-<midfavila> :p
-<midfavila> I'm a valued contributor to this project
-<@dilyn> :| |:
-<@dilyn> \ ._. /
-<midfavila> lmfao
-<midfavila> you know you'd miss me if I was gone
-<@dilyn> lol
-<midfavila> nobody would be here to bully you
-<midfavila> and how sad would that be
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-<midfavila> go to your room acheam
-<midfavila> no more internet for tonight
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-<@dilyn> welcome to the present, palememe
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-<@dilyn> i have said many things, sometimes it's hard for even me to keep them
-all straight c:
-<@acheam> the wise words of a lunatic
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-<@acheam> mozilla is dying
-<@dilyn> f
-<@acheam> dilyn: you don't have a right to say f, you chromium scum
-<@dilyn> mozilla is dead, and I killed him
-<@acheam> *gasp*
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-<sh4rm4^bnc> new feature: rewrite lisp code in C because it was too slow
-<@dilyn> sh4rm4^bnc: s/feature/torture device/
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-<hellboy2d> carbs actually works?
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-<merakor> I watched EmacsCon from mpv
-<merakor> Damn it, why not Emacs
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-<necromansy> ITS A HANDGUN
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-<midfavila> carry a crossbow around
-<midfavila> and that's totally a-okay
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-<merakor> firefox is basically "javascript implemented in rust"
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-<midfavila> should just rewrite your init scripts with filesystem-specific
-checkers
-<midfavila> smh
-<@dilyn> i'm dead
-<@dilyn> I'm dead and mid has killed me
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-<midfavila> Everything I Don't Like Is Literally A Cargo Cult!
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-<@dilyn> if my hands aren't flying across my keyboard as I furiously type my
-diatribes, am I even using a computer?
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-<midfavila> i'm not shitposting
-<midfavila> i'm Contributing:tm:
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-<@acheam> GUIs? we don't need no stinking GUIs!
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-<midfavila> all kiss linux users have a moral god-given obligation to maintain
-at least ten thousand packages
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-<E5ten> this just reminded me to update git, so I was terrified that my patch
-wasn't gonna apply and I was gonna have to modify it to fit the current
-upstream, which would be a nightmare cuz I just got high lol
-<merakor> I remember sending a mail patch to Dylan while drunk
-<merakor> And I sent like 5 mails because I was so fucking high and wrote 4
-garbage patches
-<merakor> All my mails were "I got it this time I'm so sorry"
-<@acheam> try finding contributors of this quality anywhere else folks!
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-<<<<<<< HEAD
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-<midfavila> gotta encrypt it using the strongest cipher
-<midfavila> otherwise known as base64
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-<merakor> Nothing quite like the warmth of compiling Webkit on a cold morning
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-<nxghtmvrx> In EmacsOS with systemd-kerneld everything just works too. You may
-just switch at this point :p
-<nxghtmvrx> Its in development for 20+ light years and tools from it used in
-different OSes so no one can stop you
-<@dilyn> that's a long distance to be in development
-<nxghtmvrx> So yeah we measure its development in kilometers. Don't ask why
-<nxghtmvrx> Well actually that's because of SpaceMacs I think
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-<@dilyn> oh sweet baby fucking jesus christ
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-<midfavila> the virgin nxgh vs the chad acheam
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-<@acheam> tree / | aplay
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-word of the day: "/usr/etc"
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-<@acheam> midfavila: what do you mean? .tar iS compression
-<@acheam> you do know that the .gz and .xz are optional, and only put there by
-legacy programs, right?
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-<@dilyn> mfw KISSfoundation is the new Mozilla Foundation
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-<travankor> CDDL: the copyleft license that bsd people like
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-A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
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-This wiki is incomplete, you can help by expanding it!
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-<AndroUser> Hello world
-<@acheam> hi AndroUser
-<kiedtl> ehlo
-<@dilynm> Hallo
-<testuser_[m]> hi
-<M4R10zM0113R> helo
-<claudia02> hola.
-<eudaldgr> hola
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-<@dilynm> I am an abuser
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-<@acheam> we shall expand our empire with force!
-<@dilyn> #manifestdestiny
-<@acheam> kiss shall be known in academia for centuries to come
-<midfavila> is manifest destiny our distro slogan
-<@dilyn> heck naw
-<@dilyn> gotta be something like...
-<@dilyn> dream distro meme distro
-<@dilyn> what you wish gentoo could've been
-<midfavila> the slogan can't just be a fucking description
-<@dilyn> 'the meme has gone too far'
-<@dilyn> hold onto your lips?
-<midfavila> "KISS Linux: 'The meme has gone too far'"
-<midfavila> ...
-<midfavila> Slogan of the day?
-<@dilyn> -wayne gretzky -michael scott -dilyn corner
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-<GMR> hiii bro
-<GMR> i want to join hacking groups
-<GMR> help plz
-<@acheam> if you want to be a 733t hackerz, there is one crucial step:
-<@acheam> create an altar to Dylan Araps, and light an effigy
-<@acheam> everything after that comes naturally
-<GMR> sorry i don't understand what are you saying
-GMR (~DELL@2409:4051:7:f478:d93d:c65e:92e9:cd07) has quit (Quit: Leaving)
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-<kiedtl> 733t l00n1x haggerz kissing each other
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-<@dilyn> hyperbola, parabola, webola
-<@dilyn> parabopolis
-<midfavila> something something parabolas and hyperbolas are different elements
-of a shape
-<@dilyn> the art of abola
-<midfavila> or something
-<midfavila> you're forgetting ebola
-<@acheam> thats the one with systemd, right?
-<midfavila> systemd+ebola gnu/linux
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-<@dilyn> isn't /usr/include your pocket reference for
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-<@dilyn> whenever I login to a new system my first order of business is to
-`chown -R root:root ~/*`
-<@dilyn> just to show the sysadmin I have nothing to hide
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-<noocsharp> ive always wanted a vibrator for my terminal
-%
-<@dilyn> `touch` all the things
-<necromansy> woah woah hey settle down dilyn
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-<@dilyn> merakor: I'll peak at your patch tomorrow and see if I can reproduce
-the issue. what is /bin/sh ?
-<@acheam> wow I never would have though I would have to explain this to you.
-/bin/sh is the path to the posix compliant shell on the system, jeez dilyn
-<kiedtl> *Hopefully* posix compliant
-<kiedtl> but like, the bdfl of a strictly-posix distro having to ask 'what is
-/bin/sh' is just... wow
-<kiedtl> acheam: Can we setup another poll?
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-<dilyn> big https://github.com/aabacchus/pp
-<acheam> starred it.
-<phoebos[m]1> dilyn: omg i didn't even know that was there lmao
-<dilyn> let's abuse seo and make this the most viewed github repo
-<acheam> phoebos[m]1: damn big github pro guy
-<mmatongo> thats a big pp
-<kiedtl> wtf is this
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-zenomat leaves: Quit: WeeChat 3.1
-<mmatongo> YESSS
-<mmatongo> YESSS
-zenomat arrives in #kisslinux
-<mmatongo> Feel my frustration
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-<testuser_[m]> gnu's not unix network object model environment is alright
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-<dilyn> mawnk awk iawk sawk pawkerfawkl
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