1 <kiedtl> "You will see Dylan's ghost by candlelight tonight."
3 <dylanaraps> I say "no a lot"
5 <necromancy> modprobe that doozy
7 <dilyn> you've made me violently ill
9 <dilyn> Google gNoogle gUgle
11 <midfavila> man, I get nervous every time I power up my workstation, haha
13 <jaafard> Btw, dilyn, are you Dylan Araps? Or is it just a similar nick?
16 <dilyn> like, at least they don't think i'm Boris Johnson's dog
18 <dilyn> i spent eighteen months working at starbucks; i am the stereotype of my
21 <ominous_anonymou> somewhere drew devault needs to change his pants and he
24 <midfavila1> one sec gotta cut up an onion
26 <midfavila> "OH WOW I CAN PUT IT IN BOTH WAYS THIS TOTALLY JUSTIFIES LOSING
27 BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY WITH EVERYTHING FROM THE PAST TWENTY-FIVE
30 <@dilyn> gemini got a new bdfl
31 <ctb0> who Sundar Pichai?
33 <@dilyn> Let's just drop support for input devices
37 * midfavila1 flexes on acheam
40 <@dilyn> and we will go back to the good old days of being the goatpiss
43 <acheam> doom is fine, as long as it isn't doom emacs
45 <acheam> I said what I said.
47 <merakor> I AM SCREAMING AT YOU THROUGH MY IRC CLIENT ON DOOM EMACS
48 <acheam> ah, the natural rage of an emacs user. Quite fitting indeed.
50 <dilyn> emacs is for 5head humans
51 <dilyn> he has to justify learning lisp to program his OS-within-an-OS, forgive
53 <dilyn> what like you've never done what is essentially firing up a Windows VM
56 <midfavila> kiss becomes k becomes kiss
57 <midfavila> the araps cycle
59 <@dilyn> I don't need sudo to yell at me too :(
60 <midfavila> it's okay dilyn I can yell at you instead
62 <midfavila> ya winning, son?
64 <@dilyn> if my biggest contribution to this project is a bunch of fucking meme
67 <@acheam> something something unix philosiphy
68 <@dilyn> something something changing your keymap with xorg
69 <@dilyn> something something do I need a xorg.conf
70 <@dilyn> something something how do i keyboard
71 <midfavila> well idk about you but I change my keyboard layout by flashing
73 <@dilyn> man turns out i was a cuck the whole time huh
74 <@dilyn> why didn't I think of that!
75 <midfavila> the starbucks and philosophy thing gave it away
76 <midfavila> i bet you use a filthy macbook too
78 <@kiedtl> except the matrix heathens ofc
79 <@acheam> *cough cough* dilyn
80 <midfavila> yeah well they don't matter anyway
81 <@dilyn> Hey I was just trying it out(tm)
83 <midfavila> opinion discarded
85 <@dilyn> maybe I can convince them i'm dylan and I just misspelled my name and
86 lied about living in greece
88 <midfavila> if dilyn is kill then we just elect another bdfl
89 <midfavila> they just grow on trees after all
90 <@dilyn> can confirm; grew on a willow tree for fifteen years
91 <midfavila> explains everything
92 <@dilyn> yeah it's why i cry so much
93 <midfavila> why couldn't we have an oak bdfl
96 <konimex> KISS doesn't use apt so I don't know why you mention it
97 <midfavila> apt is a word
99 <midfavila> konimex should be our next-in-line bdfl
100 <midfavila> switch kiss to apt
102 <midfavila> that sounds like a you thing no offense
104 <@dilyn> everyone so fiesty today
105 <midfavila> i'm always fiesty
106 <midfavila> but getting smacked in the face by a frying pan and not having cream
107 for my tea made me extra fiest
108 <sh4rm4^bnc> sounds like an ubuntu release
109 <sh4rm4^bnc> fiesty fucker
110 <midfavila> that should be my project role
111 <midfavila> kiss linux/fiesty fucker/midfavila
112 <@dilyn> you say feisty, I say focker
116 <midfavila> if you're a KISS user I either expect you don't have a phone
117 <midfavila> or you're using a rooted android
119 <midfavila> if you stare into #kisslinux for long enough, #kisslinux will stare
125 <midfavila> don't make me get the newspaper
127 <midfavila> i just use an old blackberry
128 <midfavila> although for a while I did have a GNU userland on it
129 <midfavila> using nano on a blackberry is p good
130 <@dilyn> is this sacrilege, or cancer? i can't tell
132 <midfavila> completely unironically I used a QNX tty on my phone as my primary
133 computing environment for about a month and a half
134 <midfavila> literally fight me, iToddlers
135 <@dilyn> I would rather have both of my thumbs sewn up my own ass and be forced
136 to use TTS for a year than use a TTY on my phone
138 <ominous_anonymou> too many devault rants to read, i don't have time for petty
139 things like reading for fun
141 <@dilyn> I'm just so obsessed with this opinionated man
142 <midfavila> nobody except me is allowed to have opinions
145 <midfavila> gee guys my notification just went off but I can't see anything
148 <midfavila> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE OUT OF DATE SOFTWARE!
149 <midfavila> think of muh securideee :D
152 <DilynCorner[m]> Now you just sound like a 200 level CSE prof
153 <DilynCorner[m]> 'the answer is, of course, recursion'
155 <@dilyn> vibin' is what i do best on the cloc
157 <@dilyn> he's just mad he isn't poettering
160 <acheam> for (i=0; i<1000000000000; i++); do
161 echo "." >> file; git commit file -m "update"; done; git push
163 <@dilyn> check out this *bespoke distro*
164 <@dilyn> commits just say 're'
165 <necromansy> commits are just an ever increasing amount of e's
166 <@dilyn> systemreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeEeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
169 <midfavila> :))))))))
170 <@acheam> :)))))))))))))))))
172 <midfavila> I Can't Believe It's Not Chrome!
174 <@acheam> mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file
175 <midfavila> fuckin make me
176 <midfavila> can't tell me what to do
177 <@acheam> mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file
178 <@dilyn> mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file
179 * midfavila smacks both with newspaper
181 <@dilyn> I mean I love cankin' it to wayland as much as the next guy
182 <midfavila> i too enjoy participating in circlejerks in obscure eye are see
183 gahnoo's not yoonix loonix chats
184 <midfavila> that's why I'm here after all
188 <midfavila> jfc the fortunes file is literally like 80% me shitposting
190 <midfavila> there will always be a place for you in the embrace of xorg
192 <@dilyn> i interface with my computer via a bluetooth chip i implanted in my
195 <midfavila> i'm a GOAT
196 <midfavila> fuckin humans man
200 <midfavila> totally unrelated but man
201 <midfavila> I'm having *way* too much fun with my bayonet
202 <midfavila> an adult needs to confiscate it from me
203 <@dilyn> teenager restraint code activated
204 <@dilyn> please stand by while a responsible adult is sent to your location
206 <midfavila1> "Kernel? Kernel who?"
208 <@kiedtl> cc flags are so darn complicated
209 <@kiedtl> so much for unix simplicity
210 <@acheam> the solution?
212 -- Mode #kisslinux [+q acheam!*@*] by kiedtl
213 <midfavila1> i'm banning you acheam
215 <@acheam> :mode -q acheam
216 -- Mode #kisslinux [-q acheam!*@*] by kiedtl
217 * midfavila1 smacks acheam cruelly for their stupidity
218 <@acheam> big move quieting an op
220 <midfavila1> "The one who does not fight, lasts the longest"
221 <midfavila1> -Sun Tzu probably
223 (mocking midfavila) <@kiedtl> "Look at me ma, I fixed an egg salad sandwich with
224 a century-old bayonet"
225 <midfavila1> once I have two bayonets I can do the whole "gee mid why does your
226 mom let you have *two* bayonets?"
228 <@dilyn> i've sucked dick more dismissive than that
230 * midfavila facedesks
232 <midfavila> smgl literally has a command to exorcise things
234 <midfavila> i said the heathen
236 <@kiedtl> you asked me to
237 <midfavila> i'm like, the prophet
238 <@kiedtl> and you are?
239 <@kiedtl> the prophet of the heathen?
240 <@kiedtl> I'm confused
241 <midfavila> the prophet of KISS
242 <@kiedtl> KISS is not heathen
243 <midfavila> i channel the spirit of dylan
244 <midfavila> using my 2x4
245 <@kiedtl> The spirit of dylan does not manifest itself in the bodies of the
247 <midfavila> i'd use a ouija board but that's too complex
248 <midfavila> and besides it's not usable by a single person
249 <necromansy> gotta respect the daemons
251 <midfavila> you must chant "Keep it simple stupid" three times before beginning
253 <midfavila> and only then will dylan manifest
254 <@kiedtl> Even a heathen prophet is still not eligible for that privilege
256 <@acheam> we need to make a #kisslinux-whining where its just a place that we
257 can go to rant about software lol
258 <midfavila> then this channel wouldn't get used
262 <@dilyn> landley couldn't have written a better grep than *checks notes*
263 BurntSushi, could he??
264 <@dilyn> it would probably go zoom much quick
266 <@dilyn> i take back everything. gnu is bae.
268 <@acheam> posix shell gang
270 <nxghtmvrx> Any useful tips?
271 <midfavila> install gentoo
272 <@acheam> run while you can
273 <midfavila> it's already too late
275 <midfavila> exhaustion and low morale are huge problems. controversial
276 statements only in #kisslinux
278 <midfavila> apply the unix philosophy to your life. do one thing and do it well.
279 <midfavila> *become* the coreutil
281 <midfavila> normie detected
282 <midfavila> termination initiated
284 <midfavila> ZOMG w00t!1!! XD
287 <midfavila> v37y e11t3
290 <travankor> but m-muh chemical weapons?!?
291 <@dilyn> god this channel is so weird
293 <@acheam> what did the git tiny patch do?
294 <@acheam> besides making git tiny
295 <midfavila> made it teeny, in addition to tiny
297 <@dilyn> does it even use https
298 <@dilyn> lol they can insert 'dilyn eats rocks' into your logs ooohhh
300 <midfavila> "ereps is next"
301 <@dilyn> if you're https fan boy, don't CONSULT ME
302 <@dilyn> if i found that in a log i would deadass delete my existence
304 <hellboy2d> Picasso is an ati driver?
305 <@acheam> picasso is an artist
306 <midfavila> picasso is a pain-
309 <midfavila> godDAMN you, acheam
311 <midfavila> you need mesa on top of the graphics driver
313 <midfavila> you don't *need* mesa
314 <midfavila> but you need mesa
315 <testuser_[m]> :shock:
317 <midfavila> s/cringe/cringe
319 <necromansy> money money moneey
320 <@dilyn> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
321 <@dilyn> grubbing intensifies
323 ** acheam complaining about python **
324 <midfavila> the pythonista cries out in pain as he witnesses the horrors of C
326 <@dilyn> click clack never get your time back
328 <@dilyn> hippity hoppity your source tree is my property
330 <@acheam> dilyn: true love is posix shell, not gurlfrend
332 <@acheam> bad interpreter: /bin/she: no such file or directory
333 <@dilyn> she just doesn't understand me
335 <@dilyn> cat /dev/null >> /dev/sdc2
336 <@acheam> ohh yeah thats the stuff
337 <@dilyn> fill my disk with zeroes daddy mmmm
339 <dgre> systemd rust gtk4
340 -- Mode #kisslinux [+q dgre!*@*] by acheam
342 <ominous_anonymou> but but i thought BSDs aren't relevant any more?
344 <@acheam> if you have extra credit, spin up some tor relays, or a folding at
346 <nxghtmvrx> Mine some crypto or something lol
347 <testingkirc> acheam wants to use the credit to help society nxghtmvrx wants to
349 <nxghtmvrx> Hell yes. Just make it part of botnet or some nasty stuff
351 <nxghtmvrx> That should be some real hard glasses. Not these modern fragile
352 ones. Thinkpad in the world of sunglasses
354 <midfavila> before long you'll be screaming about pickles
355 <@dilyn> i fucking love pickles dog
356 <midfavila> I'M PICKLE DYLAAAN
358 <omanom> max recursion depth reached!
360 <@dilyn> perl is fucking trash
361 <@dilyn> why is their build system so wiggidy wiggidy wack
362 <midfavila> because it's basically python for boomers
363 <midfavila> combining shit and shit just gets you a bigger pile of shit
364 <midfavila> you don't need a maths degree to figure that out lmao
366 <midfavila> perl knows best, betaboi
369 <midfavila> I'm a valued contributor to this project
373 <midfavila> you know you'd miss me if I was gone
375 <midfavila> nobody would be here to bully you
376 <midfavila> and how sad would that be
378 <midfavila> go to your room acheam
379 <midfavila> no more internet for tonight
381 <@dilyn> welcome to the present, palememe
383 <@dilyn> i have said many things, sometimes it's hard for even me to keep them
385 <@acheam> the wise words of a lunatic
387 <@acheam> mozilla is dying
389 <@acheam> dilyn: you don't have a right to say f, you chromium scum
390 <@dilyn> mozilla is dead, and I killed him
393 <sh4rm4^bnc> new feature: rewrite lisp code in C because it was too slow
394 <@dilyn> sh4rm4^bnc: s/feature/torture device/
396 <hellboy2d> carbs actually works?
398 <merakor> I watched EmacsCon from mpv
399 <merakor> Damn it, why not Emacs
401 <necromansy> ITS A HANDGUN
403 <midfavila> carry a crossbow around
404 <midfavila> and that's totally a-okay
406 <merakor> firefox is basically "javascript implemented in rust"
408 <midfavila> should just rewrite your init scripts with filesystem-specific
412 <@dilyn> I'm dead and mid has killed me
414 <midfavila> Everything I Don't Like Is Literally A Cargo Cult!
416 <@dilyn> if my hands aren't flying across my keyboard as I furiously type my
417 diatribes, am I even using a computer?
419 <midfavila> i'm not shitposting
420 <midfavila> i'm Contributing:tm:
422 <@acheam> GUIs? we don't need no stinking GUIs!
424 <midfavila> all kiss linux users have a moral god-given obligation to maintain
425 at least ten thousand packages
427 <E5ten> this just reminded me to update git, so I was terrified that my patch
428 wasn't gonna apply and I was gonna have to modify it to fit the current
429 upstream, which would be a nightmare cuz I just got high lol
430 <merakor> I remember sending a mail patch to Dylan while drunk
431 <merakor> And I sent like 5 mails because I was so fucking high and wrote 4
433 <merakor> All my mails were "I got it this time I'm so sorry"
434 <@acheam> try finding contributors of this quality anywhere else folks!