<@dilyn> I would rather have both of my thumbs sewn up my own ass and be forced
to use TTS for a year than use a TTY on my phone
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-too many devault rants to read, i don't have time for petty things like reading for fun
+<ominous_anonymou> too many devault rants to read, i don't have time for petty
+things like reading for fun
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<@dilyn> I'm just so obsessed with this opinionated man
<midfavila> nobody except me is allowed to have opinions
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<midfavila> there will always be a place for you in the embrace of xorg
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-<@dilyn> i interface with my computer via a bluetooth chip i implanted in my brain
+<@dilyn> i interface with my computer via a bluetooth chip i implanted in my
+brain
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<midfavila> i'm a GOAT
<midfavila> fuckin humans man
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<@acheam> oh my
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+<midfavila> totally unrelated but man
+<midfavila> I'm having *way* too much fun with my bayonet
+<midfavila> an adult needs to confiscate it from me
+<@dilyn> teenager restraint code activated
+<@dilyn> please stand by while a responsible adult is sent to your location
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+<midfavila1> "Kernel? Kernel who?"
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