fortune: bump script version and add fortunes

diff --git a/fortune/checksums b/fortune/checksums
index ee1281f0f84ff7def97dffed4f0fac238f472448..b5649aa1b7dc9b5756c936d770c424f34b0b9358 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/checksums
+++ b/fortune/checksums
@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 8b1676a5cbac84b5f13a053233b5a5ae2ae37546b4a36d21da90aa313a8b2955
 e81a101a90f6ee70b4702e2e863cdbd7b232576c521e830a63d886e9ea2d267c
-0adcd4381669c943254a5d1684ab6ddfbf01de75036a55d2e69743f12443bb0e
+cbbdd0491b90501d9dba36bbe86d66b64e8da87ef7aea1fc0abc859624eb6291

diff --git a/fortune/files/kiss b/fortune/files/kiss
index 9d56ce1516f91a3e1ce2a8f2f52e5a8c12f1da23..5eddf4d818061155a25067ad0d6f8cdb6c0a66ec 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/files/kiss
+++ b/fortune/files/kiss
@@ -135,7 +135,8 @@ computing environment for about a month and a half
 <@dilyn> I would rather have both of my thumbs sewn up my own ass and be forced
 to use TTS for a year than use a TTY on my phone
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-too many devault rants to read, i don't have time for petty things like reading for fun
+<ominous_anonymou> too many devault rants to read, i don't have time for petty
+things like reading for fun
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 <@dilyn> I'm just so obsessed with this opinionated man
 <midfavila> nobody except me is allowed to have opinions
@@ -188,10 +189,19 @@ soon (tm)
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 <midfavila> there will always be a place for you in the embrace of xorg
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-<@dilyn> i interface with my computer via a bluetooth chip i implanted in my brain
+<@dilyn> i interface with my computer via a bluetooth chip i implanted in my
+brain
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 <midfavila> i'm a GOAT
 <midfavila> fuckin humans man
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 <@acheam> oh my
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+<midfavila> totally unrelated but man
+<midfavila> I'm having *way* too much fun with my bayonet
+<midfavila> an adult needs to confiscate it from me
+<@dilyn> teenager restraint code activated
+<@dilyn> please stand by while a responsible adult is sent to your location
+%
+<midfavila1> "Kernel? Kernel who?"
+%

diff --git a/fortune/version b/fortune/version
index 2eda578efdb4513dab70323fb28449f98f705515..7a1b3f079c16b7eb8c5625bde0ee128d4c82d61a 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/version
+++ b/fortune/version
@@ -1 +1 @@
-git 5
+git 6