fortune: add fortunes

diff --git a/fortune/checksums b/fortune/checksums
index b5649aa1b7dc9b5756c936d770c424f34b0b9358..ff492c9e655405a00de19a98624b2d7c949a6fa0 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/checksums
+++ b/fortune/checksums
@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
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 e81a101a90f6ee70b4702e2e863cdbd7b232576c521e830a63d886e9ea2d267c
-cbbdd0491b90501d9dba36bbe86d66b64e8da87ef7aea1fc0abc859624eb6291
+7bb85f39546947cd5198b8603f86c9c3c1c3e20690e41406f5d78f6a2c49f27a

diff --git a/fortune/files/kiss b/fortune/files/kiss
index 5eddf4d818061155a25067ad0d6f8cdb6c0a66ec..e655dec38781059b963135abce31545b1e9fcf1e 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/files/kiss
+++ b/fortune/files/kiss
@@ -205,3 +205,51 @@ brain
 %
 <midfavila1> "Kernel? Kernel who?"
 %
+<@kiedtl> cc flags are so darn complicated
+<@kiedtl> so much for unix simplicity
+<@acheam> the solution?
+<@acheam> rust.
+-- Mode #kisslinux [+q acheam!*@*] by kiedtl
+<midfavila1> i'm banning you acheam
+<@kiedtl> Bad.
+<@acheam> :mode -q acheam
+-- Mode #kisslinux [-q acheam!*@*] by kiedtl
+ * midfavila1 smacks acheam cruelly for their stupidity
+21:24 <@acheam> big move quieting an op
+%
+<midfavila1> "The one who does not fight, lasts the longest"
+<midfavila1> -Sun Tzu probably
+%
+(mocking midfavila) <@kiedtl> "Look at me ma, I fixed an egg salad sandwich with
+a century-old bayonet"
+<midfavila1> once I have two bayonets I can do the whole "gee mid why does your
+mom let you have *two* bayonets?"
+%
+<@dilyn> i've sucked dick more dismissive than that
+%
+ * midfavila facedesks
+%
+<midfavila> smgl literally has a command to exorcise things
+%
+<midfavila> i said the heathen
+<midfavila> not me
+<@kiedtl> you asked me to
+<midfavila> i'm like, the prophet
+<@kiedtl> and you are?
+<@kiedtl> the prophet of the heathen?
+<@kiedtl> I'm confused
+<midfavila> the prophet of KISS
+<@kiedtl> KISS is not heathen
+<midfavila> i channel the spirit of dylan
+<midfavila> using my 2x4
+<@kiedtl> The spirit of dylan does not manifest itself in the bodies of the
+unsanctified.
+<midfavila> i'd use a ouija board but that's too complex
+<midfavila> and besides it's not usable by a single person
+<necromansy> gotta respect the daemons
+<midfavila> exactly
+<midfavila> you must chant "Keep it simple stupid" three times before beginning
+the trance
+<midfavila> and only then will dylan manifest
+<@kiedtl> Even a heathen prophet is still not eligible for that privilege
+%

diff --git a/fortune/version b/fortune/version
index 7a1b3f079c16b7eb8c5625bde0ee128d4c82d61a..2265b485adf3a20b447f5a42fb48fcb17b02e57c 100644 (file)
--- a/fortune/version
+++ b/fortune/version
@@ -1 +1 @@
-git 6
+git 7